8-Apr Starkold vs RG Stockton

The organisational benchmark has been set. RG's were picked up by a coach and driven to the superb Durham City Stadium. Feeling like premiership players lording it up in the huge dressing room we were then thrashed 7-0. In the video; look out for an early RG (in white) faceplant and our spectacular first shot. Oh yeh - and Boyley's legendary "pass"

12 of the 14 members of the RG team were making their debuts with two of the new boys sharing the man of the match accolade. Chris 'Rick Astley' Jeans, sporting Darren Grooms' haircut from the late 90's (called 'The Flaps') won the title despite coming second in the competition for who can fall over whilst running for no apparent reason then hoping no one saw it. Jeansy fell twice, eclipsed by Marvin from ER Williams who face planted three times.

Sharing the award was Liam 'Macy Gray' Bailey. Liam got the nominations for marking the oppo's hat-trick hero out of the game in the second half, which RG actually won 0-2. He didn't get any nominations for his driving skills which were subject to much debate after the match.

Mike Boyle played at the back and looked forlorn as the champers were handed out to the other two. Mike revealed that only last week he found his RG Xmas Champagne after Dad David had hidden it

RG's lose despite the presence of 3 superheroes; Adam-Man (who can fly), Jetset Jeans and SuperBoyley, seen hear wearing his skirt of terror

Boyle, Scott, Jeans, Allaway, Bailey, Riley, Cullimore and numbers made up from Hovingtons (3) and ER Williams (3)